I have predictably copped out of a trip to the party zoo, and a colleague’s birthday (which I didn’t mention before because I only found out after the last post), pleading guilty of general fatigue and lack of all-round party mood. Don’t mind if I don’t.
Nik has unpredictably managed to drag his ass off his couch, trading precious sleep time for loud music (which he doesn’t like), pleading guilty of needing to ’show-face’ and wish our colleague a Happy Birthday. Don’t mind if I do.
I think I’m only slightly miffed because I can’t get my sorry ass off my couch and have to miss DJ Whoo-Kid on the decks and someone who doesn’t even like his music manages to get his ass off his couch and turn up all decked.
Oh, the irony.
In lieu of reading yet another draggy, predictable contemporary, I’ve decided to kill boredom by emptying the contents of the blackhole that is my handbag because it is desperately in need of a clean out. In it, I find:
An unopened pack of Wrigley’s Extra
MAC Lip Conditioner
A spare (but empty) phone battery pack
Clean & Clear Oil Control Film, also unopened
An empty, mini MAC plastic container
A long-acting inhaler
MAC Studio Fix, NC30
MAC Tinted Lip Conditioner, Petting Pink
4 assorted lighters
A Canon SD-10 digicam
Receipt for dad’s shirts
Bottle of vitamin E hand lotion
Visine eyedrops
A blue permanent marker
Green Room Festival media pass
Receipt for Kenny Rogers Roasters
4 receipts for Starbucks (morning staple)
A sanitary pad
Taxi 3 (Luc Besson) Bootleg DVD (!!!)
SGD $18.00
AUD $0.20 (Hmm..)
RM $96.47
Ghetto Heaven Flyer (pfft!)
A black, plastic heart-shaped bangle
Passion frequency card
Starbucks loyalty card
Beerenberg Strawberry Jam, 14g
2 sets of keys
A red hair shark
MPH Quill magazine
A midnight blue mini Maglite
My cardholder
My wallet
A pack of Marlboro Lights
Office security tag..
and an ATM card that doesn’t belong to me!
(And people wonder why it takes me forever to find anything in there.)
The Maybank ATM card belongs to a woman who was using the ATM in front of me when I was queuing up to take our some money after work. When she left, I was still fumbling around my bag looking for my card. When I looked up at the screen, it said:
“Would you like to make another transaction? Yes/No.”
It didn’t register for a second. I turned around, a little confused, but she already disappeared into the crowd. I hit yes, balance inquiry, and waited.
“Your account balance is RM 3280.00. Would you like to make a withdrawal? Yes/No.”
Holy shit! 3 grand?! Gasp, don’t mind if I do…!
Of course I didn’t. I wistfully hit Cancel and sighed as I saw the limited edition pair of Manolo Blahniks I was bidding on ebay on fade away…
After I finished emptying my own bank account (sigh), I turned around and told Nik about it. We tried to look for her, but she didn’t come back and I had no idea what she looked like except that she was indian, had curly hair and a black top on. We decided I should return the card to the bank in the morning.
Man, that could’ve been a new pair of Manolos! But, cheesy as it sounds, the ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you’ line always pops into my head on cue and autopilots my conscience. I do suppose good karma would be more gainful in the long run than a pair of shoes.. haha.
I’m going to spend the rest of my night in bed. Good night!