“I’ll buy REAL champagne, okay?”
“Good distraction, stranger. I’m not really into talking. What’s your name?”
“Don’t know where all these freeloading chickies appeared from”
“Hello there, number forty-nine!”
“I gave up Karazhan to be here”
“You’re not drunk enough yet, I haven’t seen your g-string”
“You want to see my tighty whities?”
“Everyone in New York has more than one gym membership”
“Insanity is only a couple of bottles of champagne away”
“Mine are grandma panties”
“It’s so bondage. Makes me want to tie you up…”
“It’s only ringgit”
“Sweetheart, where were you when I was 28?”
“OMG, I haaaaaaaaave to have those patent leather Jimmy Choos…”
“They have Grey Goose on the menu here, thank God”
“Can we just ask them to leave the bottle of Moet here?”
“Honey, you better make sure the arse you lick can afford a rock that size”
“I haven’t slept for 36 hours okay?”
“You are such a fucking geek”
“And then he tergolek down the stairs, right?”
“Dom and Moet yesterday. Moet today. We’ll be drinking sparking juice tomorrow man, it all goes downhill from here”
“That’s a Warcraft ass babe”
“You’d think Third Floor will be on the 3rd floor. Why the fuck are there two 3rd floors?”
“Champagne is the coolest thing to come out of Italy man”
“I’m glad we don’t have any thrush issues now”
