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03/27/2002 Entry: "Dilbert's Theorem"
Dilbert's Theorem
Thought I'd share this funny bit of fluff:
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states: Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows): Power = Work/Time
It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time and since Time = Money, we have: Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
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