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11/05/2024 Entry: "Russian roulette"
Russian roulette
I guess Steph is not in the right frame of "mind" anymore to post... so here goes, her version of Russian roulette.... 5:47 first shot told nik i was 'warming up' because i didnt wanna shock my system later. chucked the bottle in the freezer. 6:02 second shot oh dammit. i have some russian fudge which i wanted to try with the vodka so i took the bottle out and took another shot. 6:32 third shot reading fubar again. found some funny stuff that made me laugh. give up putting the bottle and taking it out again cuz im too lazy to walk. bottle is here now. hiaks. nik at lunch. me bored. 6:59 fourth shot yawn. wanna sleep but gonna buka puasa soon.. wake me up when dinner's ready ok?? 7:26 5th shot hehe.. umm. feeling ok. very sober in fact my hands are freezing again. usually two shots of vodka warms me up but.. hmm maybe i need some food.. 30 mins more to buka puasa.. dammits its sposed to be summer soon here where is the sun? ooh niks online again. 7:44 6th shot mwahahhaa a prebukapuasa shot. needless to say its obvious that im not fasting today :\ gonna eat now, will be back after i have some food.. tee hee. think im cold cuz im still in shorts hiaks. my heater's not working as well as it should.. woo, here goes the 3 shots/20 minutes thingie 9:03 7th shot camming with alex. had my first toast with him. feeling very full after that meal so alex says i don't need to do the bread thing. i'm supposed to have a bite of food (bread is the easiest) after every shot.. don't ask why. i'm not mad and i'm not russian.. apparently it helps with the bite. i do it with lemon and sugar. hehe. dammit, tiff and nik both crashed their computers.. 9:10 8th shot just learnt from tiff that my shot glass is a 3oz shot.. which is twice the size of a bar shot, which means that technically i've had more than 8 shots. all of a sudden i feel a dry retch coming on. must be 9:18 9th shot camming with nik. toasted to him hehehehehe. he says i look tipsy. im feeling very buzzy. neck and shoulders are giving out that slight buzz which feels damn nice at the moment.. nik says i have a perpetual smile on my face and that i am high. hmm. still thinking straight and talking/typing russian still. getting confusing. cant remember my spasiba form my phazalstah. 9:25 10th shot nik thinks i look fucked after i took that shot. i went to get a second opinion from tiff. 9:28 camming with tiff now. tiff says i look dazed like i just woke up. hmm. at this stage i am burping from the amount of food i had at dinner. eww. smells like dinenr too.. yuck yuck. 9:32 11th shot aww man. this one with tiff cuz she born on the 11th.. so.. eheheh to tiff wei.. 9:40 12th shot ouch. this one burned like hell. but.. went down smooth when after i swallowed it. kinda slow warm fuzzy feeling spreading from inside and upper arms are feeling buzzy too. pretty cool. im strugling to remember whaevers left of my liliputian russian vocab and coming up empty handed. i cant spell in russian. shrug shrug. 9:46 13th shot my lucky number. apparently im over enthusiastic waiting for this shot. im a minute early or something. 9:55 14th shot i felt the pain taking this one. actually burned the back of my throat ow ow ow ow ow.. hehehehehhehe 9:08 ooh i burped good! 10:10 15th shot am slowing down, tiff says drink water so i took 300mls but im actually smoking need a smoke man.. argh.. warmth has spread to chest feeling very very giggly alex thinks im the craziets 'azn' girl hes met and i wouldnt argue at the omment. singing jewels 'you were meant for me' i told nik i used to put this song on repeat for like 24 hour periods and am sill not sick of it. 10:17 16th shot wow. no more brn after tt cigarette, buzz seemed to have gone too.. hmm.. eyes feeling droopy and im still giggling like an idiot, give me a spot now and im gonna die laughing heheheheh.. some how managed to spill some on my t\op. argh. 10:24 17th shot ooooo..wow 17. Vuzzy Fodka says: nombaire seventeeno Alex says: syem natshat. Ok i can't count in russian yet, but its simple, i think, coutnign in russian. tiff is the best friend in the orld i could ever ask for nad im not just saying this cuz i feel quite pei now but.. seriously. she puts up with me i duno how and i fucking love tiff.hehehehe. 10:32 18th shot fuck my shot glasses are big there ate 2 inches left in my smirnoff bottle something wrong somehwere.. feeling pei. seriously. anymore shots i think im gonna have a memory lapse..atk east my bed is right next to me ehehheheheheh bugger nik is egging me on askin me to open my 42below feijoa vodka bottle if i run out.. 10:40 19th shot actually choked taking this one wasnt prepared at all bugger my pda alarm went off and i grabbed a shot glass. damn i love these disposable shot glasses promised to bring tiff back whatevres left.. $2.30 for 20.. not bad at all. feeling. buzzzeddddd. legs are ok but then again in sitting doqn. 10;47 20thshot oooh fingers buzzing/tingling not feeling cold at all, which is ogod coz im smoking and the windows are open. face is damn hots, choked on this shot, had to take it again coz i spat it out into the shotglass again 11.00 21st shot 1 inch left geez im so gone honestly but im still vertical which means alex's teory works 11:08 22nd shot err. dunno. i cant edplain whats happening i know im still ok and if i sleep now im goona be fine but heehehehhe now that im here i wanna see how far i can go even if it means opening that 42 below feijoa bottle.. unh unh 11:15 23rd shot wow this HURT it actually burned like hell. i grimaced taking this shot, must be my unlucky number nombaire hehaheha 11:26 24th shot shit i hate the smelll of vodka before u drink it sniff sniff ugh 11:33 25th shot thking of my weekend in wellington and how i had thismany drinks proly and still made it home cannae disapoint myself leh,,,,,, goddammits hehehehehehehehehe 11:40 26th shot last one dammit fuck i cant beliebe im stll sitting here and typing this i should be comatose according to rupissed.com. umm. ok think im gonna stp right now and crawl into bed. my legs are buzzing which means if im in a club i'd be fucked. if i was in wellington i'd be fucked.. love the nik hhahhahaa im out. sleep time dobroy nochi!! Note: She's still up and awake and typing away furiously after her ammo ran out...
Replies: 9 comments
not three oz but 30 mls, heh. your extra large shot glass should probably hold about 40 or 45 by comparison 'cause it's plastic, not glass. and that's just a guess at most. it's 6.35am, you crazy girl, and I have to call it a night (or morning), lol. see you tomorrow *hug*
Posted by t @ 11/05/2024 12:34 AM GMT
*jaw dropped* whoa... kraziness
Posted by evan @ 11/05/2024 03:47 AM GMT
go steph! :) love your report, esp the end, always enjoyed reading these
Posted by killuminati @ 11/05/2024 04:27 AM GMT
hahahahaha so cute :)
Posted by eraine @ 11/05/2024 08:23 AM GMT
should've called the world book of records. :P
Posted by myuu @ 11/05/2024 05:49 PM GMT
hahaha, man u ARE nuts (but you suck because you didnt call me for this one!)
Posted by james @ 11/05/2024 05:54 PM GMT
OMFG!!!!! you are nutz!!!! but hail to a good drinker like u....i think for me i'll be gone during the 8th-9th shot....
Posted by irenekay @ 11/05/2024 07:49 PM GMT
see told you this woman is craaaazy!! god i love her :)
Posted by b @ 11/05/2024 09:39 PM GMT
aww man even i have to laugh reading that.. hehe.. 'shit i hate the smell of vodka before drinking it sniff sniff..' i probably will not be able to smell vodka again and maintain a straight face in the next few months. ugh. i am nuts sigh.
Posted by fuzzy @ 11/05/2024 11:36 PM GMT
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