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09/20/2004 Entry: "Where does all the money go?"

Where does all the money go?

Last I checked, I was middle-class personified.

But today, all that will change. You see, I have 15 million US Dollars waiting to be claimed.. that is, if I take on a selfless project in helping the handicapped and the poor. All this, and more, funded by a very generous lady from South Africa. Her story? Rich dad, killed by mob. Husband and child, killed by mob. Mob looking for her, but they don't know that she has only six months left to live because she has a very 'severe' cancer of the brain. Thus, she selected me for the task of taking the money from a security company in Europe if I would be willing to help the Purpose.

How very, very exciting.

I forgot to mention, also, that last week, two women from Namibia approached me (via email) with 10 million US Dollars to help them spread the word of God where I am. Their story is somewhat similar to the above lady, except that anti-Christian big guns are hunting them down. But nothing beats the AIDS-ridden man who has 2 months to live and wants to give me 10 million US Dollars to help start another AIDS research institute.. because he can't do it himself as his dead wife's murderers are after him. Of course, he realises that the research institute isn't going to cure him in time but he wishes to help others in similar situations.

I really am going to be rich from saving the world in three clicks.. hello, snotty upper crust!

Replies: 4 comments

then when that happens. I can really be your snooty surrogate gay boyfriend.

Posted by CHris @ 09/20/2004 03:25 PM GMT


spam sucks but this is funny

Posted by jesse @ 09/20/2004 05:02 PM GMT


yeah right. I had this sort of emails before. Supposedly this lawyer guy 'tracked' me down to help him with a task. Pose as a distant relative of a family which all perished in an accident which coincidentally left a big fortune. All I had to do was help cover certain fees and I'm an instant millionaire...bullshit if you ask me.

Posted by LoafeR @ 09/20/2004 07:11 PM GMT


ofcoz its bullshit.. kaka.. i was taking the piss :P

Posted by fuzzy @ 09/21/2004 09:12 AM GMT















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