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A'ight, I'm done catching up with my girls. I can go back to Malaysia now.

No, really.

Oh well, it was worth a shot anyhow.

Was in bed 2-ish and woke up at 9 on Saturday, so that was pretty good. Chris was here, so we went grocery shopping and even stopped by Cottage Toys, 'cause they're having a clearance sale. Didn't buy anything, though. Bummed at home, and Punky came to say hi, so I cooked dinner and we chatted. Am horribly disappointed that I didn't get to see Asha before she left back for London :/
Punky showed us this website that has a million games and funny stuff that totally cracked us up. Well, maybe not a million, but it damn well felt like it :P My favourite's this, 'cause Roger showed it to us back in December, and it's funny as hell. Watch it! Roger's the bitch* on the right, and the guy on his left is, in his words, "[his] shower buddy", hiaks.
Jet-lag as expected: I held on and lasted till 8-ish before passing out (literally! one minute I was laughing, and the next I was asleep), and Punky had to put me to bed, oops. I don't even remember walking to my room, hmm. Anyway, was up at 5, read till 7, passed out and was up again at 9.
Sometime around 11-ish, Chris woke up, and he started this conversation with Kayla about the mechanics of peeing (?!). Kayla decided quite evilly to include me in the conversation, and from there it was an informative yet crazy, if amusing, facts that included the X number of steps required towards such an activity.
Huh.
According to Chris, I oversimplified the process, not just for women, but for men as well. I decided to run while I could, but Kayla cornered me in my room and shared what Chris had told her.

So yes, today I learnt that:
1. To say that one pulls down one's pants, pees, pulls the pants back up and flushes is oversimplification of a very complicated process in the body's commitment towards discharging waste.
2. Each step requires an excruciatingly detailed explaination and deserves equal attention and respect (?!)
3. Men think tissue is optional
4. Internal pressure and continual adjustment plays a huge factor in skillful peeing.

...ah, the glory of education.

Anyway, among other things, my 'puter's being a bitch and I don't know why :/ It's hella slow, and shuts down by itself (!?). Grrr. Frustrated..!

Back to the good things. Kayla bought me some Absolut giftwrap, which I've already put up on my wall, and Chris gave me a rock for throwing at people. Excellent. Now I can be truly abusive, hah!

It's cold (the house is usually a nice balmy 16/17C), but I'm quickly getting used to freezing my ass off again. Upside is that the cold gets the metabolism rate running, downside is that it makes one constantly hungry :/ something tells me my coffee stash isn't going to last.

Sleepy. Need to get over this time-change quick, but I don't want to, 'cause I want to go home. Even so, we can't always have what we want, so screw it, screw it all..!!

*okay, it's not really him, but we'd like to pretend that it is, seeing as they're both Korean and crazy ;D

Currently listening to: Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar on Me (acoustic)
Current emotion: cold
Random observation: hot green tea, mm.